Stink Bug – Chapter 1

I sat in the study, working away upon that which I hoped would be the final draft of this insane report. Honestly, I really couldn’t care less if the value was 1.01 or 1.03, but the boss cared and the boss signed the paycheck. I was lost in another computer spreadsheet; all the numbers looked the same to me. Maybe I needed to take a break.

What I really wanted was an escape. I had gotten tired of dealing with minutia. Is this what life was about? No. I didn’t think so.

What, then?

Part of me was tempted to just hit delete, and then e-mail the boss and tell him to jump off a cliff.

I knew that wasn’t really an option, so I took a breath and kept plugging away.

As I typed, I noticed a bug buzzing around the room. I was curious, because in January, when there’s two feet of snow on the ground, I don’t expect to see bugs. It wasn’t a constant buzz, but when it flew, I knew about it. It was like a little tank flying around my head. In the quiet moments between its flights, I continued to work.

Technical reports are dull to write, and this one was no exception. Luckily, I was able to cut and paste stock text from older reports, so I didn’t have to rewrite everything. I hit paste and watched the text appear in my report. It was the wrong text. “Dammit,” I cursed, and went to press the escape key. Something brushed my finger as I did so.

There it was. An enormous stink bug on my keyboard, sitting right there on top of the escape key.

This stink bug was blocking my escape!
This stink bug was blocking my escape!

The stink bug was blocking my escape. I laughed. Maybe this is a metaphor for my life.

I blew at it. It remained fixed. I lifted the keyboard and tapped it, hoping the bug would fall off, but it held fast. I poked at the bug with a pencil. Nothing changed. No matter what I did, the bug was unmoved.

The stink bug was blocking my escape.

The damn stink bug.

Stink bug.

If this was a metaphor for my life, this bug was my boss. Or at least this lame-o report.

I shook the keyboard violently. “Get off, you bastard!”

It waved its antennae and stuck its proboscis toward me, as if it were sticking out its tongue.

I grabbed a reference book – an enormous collection of data tables. It was huge and satisfyingly heavy. I held it up and giggled. Then I smashed it down upon the bug on the keyboard.

The stench was amazing. I was slammed back into my chair by it. My eyes began to water and the scene about me blurred. The images on the computer screen began to distort. I coughed and waved my hand in front of my face.

It occurred to me that everything was eerily quiet. I looked around. The lights flickered, then went out. The open files on my computer screen suddenly poured out of the monitor and onto my desk. Then the monitor melted, and vanished.

I was hit by a gust of wind, as the reference book suddenly exploded off the keyboard. The keyboard and book evaporated into the air. Suddenly, I realized I was alone, floating in the air, hovering somehow. Yet there was no ground. No up, no down. I was surrounded by a glowing gray fog.

I looked up. The bug was there looking at me waving its antennae. And it laughed.

Make suggestions in the comments about where this story should go…

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Why buying used books is wonderful!

This last weekend, Writers & Books, a local bookstore and writer-gathering hotspot had its “Book Thieves Holiday Book Sale.” My husband picked out a bunch of cool books, including an older astronomy book. This is one of many little notes found inside:

A note stuck into an astronomy book. It reads:
“Comet West – March 5, 1976
5:32 A.M.
There appeared at the top of the window a very brilliant light and in the instant that it took me to focus, right before me was a brilliantly glowing ball but of a hazy shape. greenish in color and indescribably bright. It seemed to wobble a little which must have been its revolutions and moved with a slightly downward curve then was suddenly gone. Sky was overcast for next few days.”

This was fascinating. Who knows where this viewer was when he observed this (though I suppose we could figure it out from the other notes and newspaper clippings tucked into the book).

This does seem as if it would be an interesting opening scene for a book such as mine (The Masters).

Story Seed – or – What a Crazy Dream

I had a peculiar dream last night, but one from which an interesting story could arise.

I dreamed that I was a member of the crew of the Starship Enterprise (The Next Generation). I was on a foreign planet with Jean-Luc Picard and some others. My son was there, too, though I don’t know that he was important to the story. It seemed that Jean-Luc was grooming me to be his second-in-command.

We were trying to make some manner of peace or association with these people. I think they were new to the federation. There was something about the planet that the inhabitants wanted to keep secret from us. They were reluctant to let us keep, for example, any empty bottles, as if the residue of the contents or in the bottles themselves would give something away. Somehow, they would take things right out of our hands without us really noticing.

At some point, we were sent off. They were angry with us. They sent us to a crevasse nearby. Well, they were actually chasing us, I think. Nevertheless, we thought this crevasse would be safe. Everything was covered with deep snow. It came to above my knees.

We looked down in and thought we saw just rock formations. I realized that they were derelict spaceships and other craft, included a jeep-looking thing that had just passed us. Other ships passed down the crevasse, seemingly on patrol. We tried to keep low and hidden whenever these ships passed by.

We were noticed though and the ships would turn and climb up the walls of the crevasse to try to get to us. And I mean, turn. The ships were flexible and animal like. Sort of reminiscent of Voltron. It was like a ‘standard’ spaceship as it patrolled, but it would contort itself to turn and climb out of the crevasse. One seemed intent on climbing out and engaging us. Picard ordered me to go out and shoot at it, which I did. My laser weapon had no effect, but the ship *poof* disappeared.

Picard asked me if I had offered it food and supplies like he had told me to. I hadn’t, because he ordered me to shoot at it.

That was when I realized that something weird was happening. Yes, we were all together, but none of us were having the same experiences. Something was controlling our perceptions. I wonder if we were in a holo-deck or under some mind-control or something. I talked to Picard and he agreed. We were trying to figure out what to do. People would disappear then reappear. What was real and what was programmed we could not distinguish.

Some crazy creepy things were happening. We saw a police car that was occupied by a human, a dog and a cat (I think) who stared down on us through a glass ceiling. Their eyes were huge. Then we looked again and they were gone.

There was also this whispy black craft that hovered in front of us for a few moments. It also promptly disappeared when we shot at it.

There were other people there, but they seemed to not notice us. One tried to play poker with my son and I while we were trying to get the boy’s equipment together to play hockey. That was just weird.

I think the crevasse was where the ‘unwanteds’ were sent. Ships patrolled to insure that they stayed there.

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I think the part about perceptions and potential mind control could be a good jumping off point for a book. I’ll have to think about that some. What do you think?

Character Sketches – Marshall Thomas

Marshall Thomas has an exciting career as an action-adventure star of movies and television. Coming from an acting family, Hollywood life is completely normal to him. He has never really experienced anything but comfort and prosperity. On the outside, he seems a well-adjusted man, but this masks the torment beneath that even he is unaware of. Disconnected, divorced parents left him uncertain how to engage others on an emotional level, which in turn leaves him in his late 40’s still single and unable to form a properly loving relationship with a woman. While considered a perfect gentleman by some, others think of him as a womanizing bad-boy, but the truth is that only once has he caught himself courting two women at once: Allison (his then-fiancee) and Katrine Duncan. His life starts a downward spiral with a car accident, including a DWI arrest, after which his fiancee meets his girlfriend. From there he falls into ever-worsening self-destructive habits, which may wind up costing him dearly.

Marshall is the main character for the novel I’m writing for the National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) challenge this year. The working title of the book is “The Masters.”

Quotation Inspiration – “Courtship”

Writing.com has little contests, where you write a short story based upon a single quote. Here is this month’s quote:

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”
~Titus Maccius Plautus

And this is what I wrote:

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All eyes turned to Trey as he stopped and stood in the doorway to the Great Hall. He wore his finest burgundy gown, against which the highly polished steel of his swords stood out brilliantly. His heavy chain of office, which bore the Mark of Herongarde, lay proudly upon his chest. His crown, that he had so seldom worn in recent years, was polished and shown like a halo atop his head.

Trey looked sourly at the courtiers in the Hall as they gasped in awe at him. He had combed his hair and pulled it off his face, showing the angular contour of his jaw, and his jaw muscles working beneath. He was looking for someone. This was the first time in many years, he had presented himself as the heir that he truly was. Most of the time he had looked like nothing more than an ordinary warrior, even concealing the fact that he bore the Mark of Herongarde, placing him in the brotherhood of the most elite of Herongarde’s warriors. But today, he was the Prince of Herongarde, and in a few short months he would be King. This future he now embraced, because of her.

The courtiers stood up respectfully, but were silent, waiting for Trey to say or do something. He had been known for his violent temper and quick steel, and people gazed upon him nervously. Trey looked at the faces, scanning the crowd until he spotted her. Hanna gazed at him warmly, a faint smile on her lips. Trey felt his heart lifting and coyly looked down at his hands. He held a single white flower between his fingers, that no one had noticed until that moment. There were a few more gasps and some whispers.

Trey looked back at Hanna, now smiling broadly. The courtiers were shocked by the transformation. Who was this man who so suddenly seemed happy? He walked slowly into the Great Hall, calmly approaching Hanna who was sitting among the Ladies of the Court. The other Ladies stood and moved away and Hanna rose to her feet to greet Trey. She nervously brushed and straightened the fabric of her new gown, only just completed this afternoon. Trey stopped in front of her and they faced each other, saying nothing, raptly staring into each other’s eyes. He reached up and touched her cheek, tenderly stroking her smooth skin. He frowned as he looked at her other cheek, which remained swollen and stitched from the blow she had taken in battle four days earlier. She smiled, drawing his attention back to her eyes.

He looked down at his hands again, slowly bringing up the flower so she could see it. He offered it to her. She took it and inhaled its scent, smiling at Trey all the while. She stroked the petals. Trey reached out and took her hands. He grinned. Hanna giggled in response. They gazed deeply into each others eyes for what seemed to be an eternity, losing themselves into each other’s soul. They were oblivious to the happenings in the Great Hall, even as gasps and whispers filled the air.

“Beautiful, it is,” said King Anthony, breaking the silence.

Attention turned to Anthony, though Trey and Hanna were reluctant to turn away from each other.

“On this day – and from this war – we have discovered a great many things,” continued Anthony. “We have emerged victorious—.” The courtiers cheered, interrupting Anthony. He smiled and clapped his hands, allowing time for celebration. He held up his hands to quiet the court. Attention turned once again to Anthony. “Not only have we defeated Falgarth as they attempted to rob us of our lands,” he started again, “but in our efforts to maintain our boundaries, our own Prince has found again peace within himself and will within the year take this crown from my head.”

There was a short, uncomfortable silence. “Long live Lord Trey!” shouted Lord Balayn, with a nod to his cousin, Trey. The court erupted again. Trey smiled, enjoying the accolades, nodding occasionally, yet wishing the cheering would stop. His eyes turned back to Hanna’s. She was grinning. A tear rolled from her eye.

“Hold! Hold!” shouted Anthony over the din in the Hall. The crowd continued its celebrations, unaware of his shouts.

“SILENCE!” roared Lord Markus. The room quieted immediately. Markus turned to Anthony, his brother, with a bow. “Your Highness.”

“Thank you, Lord Markus.” Anthony turned to address the court again. “We have many things to celebrate this day. Our victory. Our future King. Our newest Mark-Bearer…” Anthony smiled an held a hand toward Hanna. She curtsied slightly.

“Thank you, your Majesty,” she said.

Shouts and whoops filled the Hall once again, which Anthony silenced with a raise of his hand. “Today we also celebrate what I hope is the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship. For these two here,” Anthony held his hands toward Trey and Hanna, who were still holding hands. “These two this day shall begin a proper and formal courtship, under the Codes of Herongarde.”

For a moment, it seemed all the air in the Hall would be sucked out as the courtiers inhaled in unison. Suddenly, cheering exploded. Trey and Hanna grinned at each other, pressing their foreheads together. They kissed softly and the jubilation grew louder. Trey and Hanna parted and waved to the court in acknowledgment. Trey raised an eyebrow at Anthony.

Anthony smiled, holding his arms up once more for silence. “Let us celebrate this occasion with wine and sweet words,” he said. Boys began to circulate with ewers of wine, filling each person’s cup to capacity.

Trey motioned Hanna to sit. He sat down beside her, watching her arrange her skirt. He was completely captivated by her. A boy approached and bowed. “My Lord, Lady. Wine for you?”

“Aye, Tomas. Wine,” replied Trey, holding up his and Hanna’s cups. Tomas moved on, and Trey turned his attention back to Hanna. She was once more inspecting the flower.

“What does it mean?” she asked.

“Courtship,” replied Trey. “His Majesty acknowledges our love.”

Hanna smiled and sighed. Her lips shook and her brow wrinkled. She put her hand over her mouth and leaned into Trey’s chest. He wrapped his arms around her as she wept quietly. These most recent days had been horrible for her. Neither of them had thought they would be allowed to be together. Anthony had wanted her gone. Somehow, all of that had changed, and there they sat now, finally allowed to openly love each other. Trey squeezed his eyes shut, holding back his own tears. Yes, it had been horrible for them both.

Hanna calmed and straightened up, gazing softly at Trey. “Finally,” she whispered.

“Aye, finally.”

“So what now?”

“We love each other as always.” Trey sighed. “I shall need you. More than ever.”

“I’m right here.”

Trey stroked her cheek again and gave her a gentle kiss. “Aye, my love. Forever and always, I shall need you.”

Reunited

Here’s something new for your enjoyment. This is the seed of what may later develop into a whole story. Or maybe not. It’s a little dark. Maybe you’ll like it; maybe you won’t.

His world was dark. He was lonely… And in pain. So alone. Hopeless.

Marshall lay there in quiet agony, waiting for the death blow. He wondered weakly how it would come and what it would feel like. A shot to the head, perhaps, as he had witnessed to many times before? He hoped for something quick. This torture seemed endless.

For once in his life, he truly felt old. His body ached. He was weary. His future was empty, irrelevant. He was old and worthless. Unnecessary. Unloved. Not hated, really. Just held in contemptible indifference.

His mind drifted to happier days. His life had been his own. He had been powerful. People adored him and he smiled. He loved them back. He had peace when he wanted it, but he enjoyed his fame.

Then the Masters came and took that all away. They destroyed people, not just by killing, but by stripping men and women of what made them human. They were nothing now. No one was anything. And he was alone and all was dark.

It was dark to him, anyway. In truth, lights blazed all around. But he kept his eyes shut, fearful of what scene they might capture should he open them. He listened dimly to the sounds around him. The shuffle of feet, the slamming of doors. A chain rattled. In the distance, he heard a man cry out in pain. He wondered if he had made that sound himself.

He was prodded, but he did not stir. Perhaps they would think him dead. Tears ran freely from his eyes. This he could not restrain. But otherwise, he lay completely still. One of the Masters grunted and moved on. A sob escaped Marshall’s lips, then he was silent again.

At least the cage in which he laid was padded. He almost felt warm. And they had taken the bit from his mouth. He licked his lips and tasted his own blood, mixed with the saltiness of his tears. So distant were those happier times. They were gone. And now he waited. He was tired and ready to meet his own end.

The masters came and went, their heavy boots pounding the ground. Occasionally, Marshall heard the rattle of a chain and the shuffle of bare feet. Other men and women were being moved about. The stomp of solid-soled shoes alerted Marshall to the entrance of two masters into the room where he was caged. They spoke to each other, discussing him – his health, his behavior – as if he were little more than a draft animal. Fresh tears welled in Marshall’s eyes. That’s what he was now. Not a man, but a beast of burden. Tears dripped and soaked into the thin pillow upon which he rested his head.

The cage door crashed open.

“Boy,” spoke one of the masters. Marshall recognized the voice of Master Taugh, who held high rank among the masters, overseeing the others that worked directly with the captives. “Wake up, boy,” said Taugh, shaking Marshall’s shoulder to rouse him. Marshall did not respond except to flinch and sigh.

Taugh straightened up, disappointed. “Has he eaten anything?”

“No, Master Taugh,” replied the other master. This was Master Keyrt, to whom Marshall reported directly. “I put some food in his mouth earlier, thinking it might inspire him to eat. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still there.”

Hands fell on Marshall’s face and his mouth was forced open. Something swept through his mouth, scooping away the food that he had tucked into his cheek. Keyrt had been correct. Marshall had no desire to eat.

“Yup,” commented Taugh. “We need him to eat. It would be a shame to lose this one.”

Marshall’s heart sank. They meant to keep him alive.

A coarse hand stroked Marshall’s cheek and forehead, lifting his hair off his swollen and bloodied features. “Hungry, boy?” said Master Taugh into Marshall’s ear. “Gotta eat.” Marshall remained motionless.

Taugh shook Marshall hard in an effort to wake him. Marshall cried out in pain and wept a few sobs before falling still and silent once again. He never opened his eyes. Taugh scratched his head, frustrated.

“We need to motivate this boy,” commented Keyrt.

“Of course. But how?”

Marshall’s arm was wrenched backward, forcing him to roll onto his back. He yelped in pain. A finger tapped him high on the chest, at a brand he’d been given the day he was captured.

“I was thinking that too,” said Taugh. Marshall’s arm was released, but he remained twisted in the cage. A sob escaped his mouth. He licked his lips and fell silent again.

Marshall listened as one of the masters left the room. The other stayed behind shuffling through papers beside Marshall’s cage. The master cleared his throat and Marshall knew it was Taugh that remained. Taugh once again shook Marshall’s shoulder. “Boy! Wake up! Eat!” Marshall’s only response was a wince. Taugh sighed.

A couple of clicks and the cage door slammed down again. With a clunk, Marshall was locked in. Taugh strode away. Bitter pain and loneliness filled Marshall’s consciousness again. The world was still dark. His life was over. He drifted into a miserable sleep.

The returning voices of Taugh and Keyrt jarred him from his dreamless rest. He opened his eyes wearily and saw the masters approach his cage. A third master now joined them, with a captive woman in tow.

Marshall shut his eyes. The woman was naked, as he was. She was a slave now, too, once a free member of human society. He’d witnessed so many men killed in horrible ways, and so many women brutalized and raped, that he didn’t care to see another human again. He felt pity for the woman, not knowing what was in store for her, but assuming the worst. He lay still, not daring to stir.

The masters spoke among themselves for a moment. Then one approached Marshall’s cage with heavy footsteps. Marshall heard the jingle of a lead chain and the soft slapping of bare feet. The woman was being dragged along. A strong hand gripped Marshall’s shoulder and shook him violently. “Wake up, boy!” Marshall groaned. He did not recognize the voice of this master. Marshall turned his head away. The hand gripped Marshall’s chin and twisted his face back toward the master.

“Wake up,” the master said again, slapping Marshall’s tender cheek. Marshall winced and tried to roll his eyes open. He squinted at the ceiling, hoping this would satisfy the master.

The master cleared his throat. “Tell me boy. Do you still want her?”

The question startled Marshall. First, it was asked in English, a language he hadn’t heard in what seemed to be months. Second, He’s been asked this question before.

He slowly moved his eyes and settled them upon the woman being held firmly by the master. He knew her. It was Katrine.

Marshall knew her from before the capture. They had worked together for a while, and he had grown quite fond of her. Alas, it was not to be, since she was married and he had a long-standing relationship with his own girlfriend. Nevertheless, he had been drawn to her. He once even admitted it to Katrine. She had smiled. With a nudge, she replied, “That feeling might be mutual.” In the end, they both agreed that romantic involvement could never happen and they had backed off – way off. They tried to be friends, but it was awkward.

They had been at a promotional event together when the capture happened, each thousands of miles from their ‘significant other.’ They ran as the masters approached and were caught together. Marshall fought viciously to protect her from the masters. He was punished by being restrained and forced to watch her repeatedly raped my their new captors. He cried and begged for them to stop, until they finally silenced him with a bit shoved between his teeth. When the masters were satisfied that neither she nor Marshall would be fighting them any more, she was dragged before Marshall. She hung there, gripped by the arms between two hulking masters, bleeding and crying. A third master gripped his hair and demanded, “Do you still want her?”

“Yes, yes,” he cried. “Please.”

They were both branded on the upper chest with a mark indicating that they were a pair. Then they were separated and the training began.

Marshall had seen her only once since then, a brief meeting that ended with him being beaten and her being raped again.

He didn’t want to see her raped yet again.

“Do you still want her?” the master asked again, impatiently, shaking her lead chain. Marshall gazed upon her. Katrine was gaunt and dirty. She bore a few bruises. But she was still lovely to him. A tear rolled down her cheek.

Marshall shut his eyes and turned his head away. He didn’t want to see her hurt again. He wished he could touch her, hold her, even properly make love to her, but that life was over. To see her again was agony. It would be best for her if he were gone.

“Disappointing,” muttered the master.

“Mar—,” started Katrine, cut of by a violent tug on her lead chain.

“Quiet girl,” growled the master, slapping her hard on the side of the head.

Marshall jumped and a sob slipped from his lips. The master paused and looked thoughtfully at him for a moment.

“I guess,” said the master, gripping Katrine’s lead chain tightly and speaking loud and slowly, “we’ll just have to find her another mate. Perhaps one more aggressive.” The master spoke the last words menacingly, with the clear implication that another mate would hurt Katrine.

Another sob escaped from Marshall. He didn’t want her to be hurt.

“Humph,” grumbled the master. “Come on then, girl. Let’s find you a proper mate.” He rattled the lead chain, beginning to walk from the room.

Marshall rolled his head back toward the masters and Katrine. “No. Please, no,” he whispered, almost inaudibly.

“What boy?” grumbled Taugh.

Marshall reached his arm weakly through the cage bars toward Katrine. His whole body ached. His arm dropped. “No, please,” he breathed.

“Do you still want this woman?” boomed the master that still held Katrine.

Marshall nodded faintly. “Yes. Yes I do. Master. Please.” He struggled to speak.

“Then eat your food!” shouted Taugh.

Marshall turned his eyes to the dish of food that sat on the padding before him. It was the gray, tasteless food he was always fed. He wasn’t hungry. He frowned and stared at it. Taugh reached through the bars and forced Marshall to look at him.

“Eat your food. All of it. Then you can have her,” growled Taugh. “And not a moment before. Do you hear me?”

Marshall tried to nod, causing Taugh to grip him tighter. “Do you hear me, boy?” snarled Taugh.

“Yes Master,” whispered Marshall.

Taugh released him. “Show me. Eat,” he commanded.

Marshall dipped his fingers into the gray mush and scooped some into his mouth. Taugh motioned to the master holding Katrine, and she was placed against the wall across from Marshall’s cage. Her lead chain was locked to a ring on the wall. She sat there miserably with her knees drawn to her chest. Marshall looked at her sadly, an expression she hesitantly returned.

“EAT!” boomed Taugh.

Marshall jumped, then began the arduous task of eating a meal he didn’t want and wasn’t sure he could stomach. He mechanically placed bite after bite into his mouth, chewing then swallowing each, trying not to think too much about it. The masters walked from the room, leaving Marshall to eat his tasteless meal as Katrine watched.

He wondered what he must look like to her now. It must not be good, judging by the expression on Katrine’s face. From his perspective, she looked like a sunrise after a stormy night. Though thin and bruised, she looked beautiful to him. The darkness in his heart lifted a bit each time he glanced up at her and their eyes met.

Finally, the meal was eaten, and though it sat uneasily in his belly, he felt better for it. He lay on his side watching Katrine through the bars. She had shut her eyes and was dozing uncomfortably against the wall. He smiled to himself.

Katrine’s eyes snapped open as two masters returned to the room. Marshall cowered weakly as Taugh approached his cage.

“Good. You’ve eaten,” remarked Taugh after examining Marshall’s empty bowl. Taugh turned to the master who had brought Katrine. “Go on, then, Magkt. Bring her here.”

Magkt gripped Katrine by the collar and released the lead chain from it. He pulled her to her feet. Taugh opened the cage door and Marshall cowered back further.

“Oh no, boy,” said Taugh. Marshall froze. Taugh turned to Katrine. “In you go, girl. Behind him. I need to keep an eye on him.”

Katrine crawled into the low cage and over the top of Marshall. The cage was no wider than a twin bed and afforded hardly enough room for a person to sit up. It would be tight, but Marshall looked forward to the company.

Taugh tossed a rumpled blanket in on top of the two of them. “Rules,” he growled. “No speaking. No mating. You do as you’re told and nothing more.” Taugh slammed the cage door closed again and locked it. He and Magkt left, with Marshall and Katrine looking after them in silence.

Marshall realized he’d been holding his breath and exhaled sharply. Katrine began to straighten out the blanket. Marshall rolled slowly to face her. She stopped fussing with the blanket and looked back at him.

She touched his cheek and he winced. She tried to brush the hair out of his eyes and he flinched. Tears welled in her eyes and her lip began to shake. Marshall reached up and touched her cheek, trying to show strength with a smile. It didn’t last. They lay together, embracing each other tightly, weeping for the lives they had lost and terrified for what the future might hold.

Larry and Bob – The Lemmings

This is what happens when you are a little slap-happy one ‘night’ in the High Arctic. Written by me and my tent buddy, Julie.

Larry Lemming
Larry Lemming

Larry and Bob were two lemmings living on the Kanguk Peninsula of Axel Heiberg Island. They were pals who lived in adjacent holes on a river terrace. there was lots to eat, plenty of water, and luxuriant moss to rest on to enjoy the twenty-four hours of summertime daylight.

One day, a gust of wind blew furiously over their terraces. They hid for a few hours. When they finally had the courage to emerge, they were shocked to see a row of brightly colored soft stones by their holes and five huge yellow flowers. From the yellow flowers came the strangest creatures they’d ever seen.

“Dude, that an ugly caribou,” said Larry to Bob.

“Naw, them’s musk oxen. but how they walk like that?” asked Bob.

These oxen would go into their flowers when the sun was low in one part of the sky, but emerge and go away when the sun was on the opposite side of the sky. The oxen would put on huge hooves on their hind legs and go away until the sun was low again.

After a few repeats of this apparent oxen ritual, Larry and Bob started to get bold.

“The oxen are asleep,” said Larry.

“Let’s find their food,” said Bob.

Larry and Bob found where the food was hidden, in strange hollow square rocks. But they couldn’t get into the rocks to get to the food.

“This stinks. Let’s do something else,” said Bob.

“They can’t get to the food without their hooves on,” remarked Larry.

“Uh, yeah?” said Bob.

“So… Let’s get hooves on!”

So Larry and Bob scurried around the flowers looking for hooves. they finally found a matching set when they crawled under a flower petal. Quickly they realized these hooves would not fit on their feet.

But they could tip them over and drag them into the open. They dragged the hooves to the square hollow rocks and waited.

Nothing happened.

“Wait! they need to be standing up!” exclaimed Larry.

So Larry and Bob stood them up.

Still nothing happened.

“Well, we’re still not wearing them!” said Bob, quite insightfully.

“Yes!” cried Larry.

They each took a hoof and climbed in. They peeked out at the square hollow rocks. Still nothing.

“They stomp!” exclaimed Larry. “So let’s stomp!”

“Um, how?” asked Bob.

“Jump! Jump!”

So they jumped and the hooves moved. They stomped and stomped. The rocks still didn’t open, so they stomped more.

Suddenly a flower popped open and a particularly wooly musk ox came out, howling and growling.

Larry and Bob lept from their respective hooves and raced back to their holes.

-THE END-