Person For Scale – You Know You’re a Geologist When…

There are lists hopping around the Internet about ways to tell if you’re this or that. One of my favorites is the You Know You’re a Geologist When… list. There is a lengthy discussion of the signs and habits of the creature called “Geologist” here at Uncyclopedia.

This list (taken from the Colgate website) provides the top ten signs you’re a geologist. And I’ve experienced nearly every one of them: