Things Geology Zombies Say

Ok, stop me if you’ve heard this one…

“Brains” — What a zombie says
“Grains” — What a vegan zombie says

What about geology zombies?

“Moraines” — What a zombie glacier says
“Strains” — What zombie faults say
“Drains” — It’s a zombie sinkhole
“Planes” — When doing zombie remote sensing
“Plains” — A zombie geomorphologist looking for ancient erosional surfaces
n-Alkanes” —The zombie graduate student who’s spent too much time in the geochemistry lab
“Hopanes” — The other zombie grad student one lab over.

It’s bad geology / earth science humor. Please laugh. They don’t let me out of the lab very often.

Thanks to Steven Veatch and Thomas Holtz for expanding this list dramatically

Published by paleololigo

Scientist (Paleontology, Geochemistry, Geology); Writer (Speculative and Science Fiction, plus technical and non-technical Science); Mom to great boy on the Autism spectrum; possessor of too many hobbies.

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