Things Geology Zombies Say

Ok, stop me if you’ve heard this one…

“Brains” — What a zombie says
“Grains” — What a vegan zombie says

What about geology zombies?

“Moraines” — What a zombie glacier says
“Strains” — What zombie faults say
“Drains” — It’s a zombie sinkhole
“Planes” — When doing zombie remote sensing
“Plains” — A zombie geomorphologist looking for ancient erosional surfaces
n-Alkanes” —The zombie graduate student who’s spent too much time in the geochemistry lab
“Hopanes” — The other zombie grad student one lab over.

It’s bad geology / earth science humor. Please laugh. They don’t let me out of the lab very often.

Thanks to Steven Veatch and Thomas Holtz for expanding this list dramatically

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