Snow Day and Cone Skills

I started seeing warnings on Sunday about this storm that was supposed to develop Monday night and get awful on Tuesday. We knew something was coming, but the forecasts seemed to be whipping between doom-and-gloom and a whole lot of meh. I wasn’t sure if I should take the coming storm seriously until what had been a winter weather advisory became a winter storm warning.

It was coming on a Tuesday. I could work from home. Yeah, I’ll just plan to work from home. Comet won’t mind.

The snow didn’t really start until I was already abed, leading me to think I would awake to nothing of consequence. This is what we got:

The driveway and picnic heap, er... table.
The driveway and picnic heap, er… table.
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Comet Takes Command

The post below came across the Facebook feed this afternoon and made me cry a bit.

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Posted by Creepy Things on Monday, February 15, 2016

 

To me, the speaking cat be my recently-laid-to-rest Charlie, and the new cat be our puppy Comet. Yeah, I know, Comet is a dog. It was, however, suggested to me that during the two months that both Charlie and Comet shared our house, Charlie shared all his secrets with Comet. When all the secrets were shared, and Charlie was confident that Comet could handle everything, Charlie let himself rest.Continue reading “Comet Takes Command”

Weaponized Cone of Shame

There comes a time in a puppy’s life when the vet suddenly becomes very ‘unfun.’ Our little Comet had that visit on Friday. Friday was not a great day for him, but Saturday he began to perk up. Then he began to plot his revenge.

Pretzel Dog and the Cone of Shame, plotting...
Pretzel Dog and the Cone of Shame, plotting…

He wasn’t sure how revenge was going to work out, so he enjoyed the pampering in the meantime.

"Can we watch Lassie?"
“Can we watch Lassie?”
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Some Ancient Gruit Ale and Beer Recipes

Modern beers, both those from the big breweries and those from smaller craft breweries, are nothing like the original ales that people started drinking thousands of years ago.

There are several ways to attempt to recapture the flavor and character of ancient ales. The first is to find ancient recipes. One of the oldest was written some 3800 years BC, etched onto clay tablets.  A poem written around 1800 BC in tribute to the Ninkasi, the Sumarian goddess of beer, contains a fairly detailed recipe that was attempted by Anchor Brewing Company of San Francisco.

The Hymn to Ninkasi
Translation by Miguel Civil

Borne of the flowing water (…)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (…)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,

Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you

Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.

You are the one who handles the dough,
[and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey.

You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,,

You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.

You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.

You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.

You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (…)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)

The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.

When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.

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Brewing Beer: History and Basics

What is beer?

Today, Beer is a drink that people enjoy in social situations. It’s a privilege, but not a necessity of life. In the United States, big brands like Budweiser and Coors dominate the market, but are now often poo-pooed in favor of the Craft Beer movement. Craft beer involves smaller breweries that create beers that are more flavorful than Bud or Coors, and often much higher in alcoholic content.

In the past, beer was more utilitarian than it is today. It’s unlikely that modern people would really recognize a beer from the Renaissance as a beer. Go back further to medieval times and beer as we know it barely existed, but fermented drinks like beer did.Continue reading “Brewing Beer: History and Basics”

Name that Species!

In biology and paleontology, species is everything. It’s a point of pride to have named a new species, just like I feel about naming Fractinus palmorem.

In your middle-school science class, you probably learned that a species is defined as organisms that can reproduce, yielding living and fertile offspring, and that do so naturally. This is the biological species concept. It works great, but for fossils, this idea doesn’t work so well. We can’t observe behavior or reproductive success in the fossil record.

Though we have this strict definition, for practical purposes we recognize different species because members of a species look similar to each other. With fossils, comparing overall ‘looks’ or morphology. Using this method, we can consider fossil species as morphological species.Continue reading “Name that Species!”

Bones are for Vertebrates

One of the distinguishing features of vertebrates is the presence of bones. We learned in an earlier post that not all vertebrates have bones, but if you do find an animal with bones, you can be confident you’re dealing with a vertebrate.

Structure of a bone. SEER - U.S. National Cancer Institute's Surveillance, Epidemiology and End Results (SEER) Program Public Domain
Structure of a bone.
SEER – U.S. National Cancer Institute’s Surveillance, Epidemiology and End Results (SEER) Program Public Domain

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The concept of the Clade

You see them in everywhere in papers and posts related to paleontology.

Cladograms showing the same relationships in two different ways. Alexei Kouprianov CC BY-SA 3.0
Cladograms showing the same relationships in two different ways.
Alexei Kouprianov CC BY-SA 3.0

Cladograms. Little tree-like drawings that show the relationships among different organisms. A cladogram is a hypothesis about the evolutionary relationships among different organisms (A, B, and C in the cladogram above). Another term for evolutionary relationship is phylogeny. Continue reading “The concept of the Clade”

Embryology for Vertebrate Paleontologists

A couple of days ago, I wrote a post about what makes vertebrates distinct from other animals. I alluded to the fact that our closest living relatives that aren’t chordates are the echinoderms, sea stars, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, sea lilies and apparently any organism for which the common name begins with ‘sea’ (except for sea horses – those are fish).

Our cousins, the echinoderms. Tripneustes ventricosus (West Indian Sea Egg-top) and Echinometra viridis (Reef Urchin - bottom). Nick Hobgood CC BY-SA 3.0
Our cousins, the echinoderms.
Tripneustes ventricosus (West Indian Sea Egg-top) and Echinometra viridis (Reef Urchin – bottom).
Nick Hobgood CC BY-SA 3.0

But how do we know this? The answer is in our embryos.Continue reading “Embryology for Vertebrate Paleontologists”